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Now that I feel sufficiently bad about myself, I figure I'll share the self-loathing: Last night was the second installment of the Riverfront Park Fashion Series, in which a bunch of really skinny people get together and, judging from Aaron Thackeray's pictures, snicker at me and my extra ten pounds. See for yourself at westword.com/slideshow.