Left Behind: Dear Abbey, Signed, Clenched

Left Behind: Dear Abbey, Signed, Clenched

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An observant alleyway walker in Denver spotted this mysterious letter wheatpasted to a brick wall and snapped a pic. Might we declare this the most magnificent piece of street literature ever discovered? Like the reaction Mr. Terry Gold III described having upon smelling his lover’s natural perfume, I found myself “in a state of revulsion, but strangely aroused” by his romantic correspondence. We await Abbey’s response.

– Jared Jacang Maher

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