The answer man: Regarding Alan Prendergast's "Chronology of a Big Fat Lie," in the April 19 issue: Now that CBS News and 60 Minutes have given us cause to reflect, once again, on the events at Columbine High two years ago, perhaps a modest proposal is in order.
I propose that Sheriff John Stone be locked up in his house, unarmed. Two killers carrying assault rifles and pipe bombs will enter his house and begin shooting at him. An impartial panel of witnesses, composed of Columbine parents and students, will observe the events from a safe distance to time the response of the sheriff's own department in attempting to save him. Should his deputies effect a rescue in anything less than four hours, after first "securing the perimeter," we will have a fair indication of whether the lives of cops in Jefferson County are rated as more important than the lives of defenseless children. Rules of engagement shall specify that no officer shall be permitted to enter the home if a sign appears in Stone's bedroom window pleading for help. After all, it might be a "trap." We can safely assume that no cop will violate this rule, as cops do what they are told, not what is right. After all, they have their jobs to consider.
As for the other burning question regarding Columbine -- what would drive two teenage boys to the kind of desperate and reckless violence that was committed on April 20 two years ago? -- I don't hold out much hope for an answer in my lifetime. After all, the answer to that question might require that we examine our own behaviors, past and present, toward children who "don't quite fit in." And the answer probably wouldn't be pleasant.
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City slickers: I just don't believe what goes on in this state. (I'm not a native -- thank G-d.) Reading Stuart Steers's "How the West Was One," in the April 12 issue, I see that another corporation gets taxpayer money (aka corporate welfare). So Qwest wants to bring urban Internet service to the rural folks. Why doesn't the state help Nordstorm build stores in rural Colorado so that rural folk can dress like city folk? How about helping Auto Nation sell cars in rural Colorado, since those folks are paying too much for their cars? And don't forget Kaufman & Broad and Centex, since those rural people need economical tract housing as well.
Come to think of it, the Colorado Legislature is already providing "corporate welfare" for land developers. It's called urban sprawl -- excuse me, "growth."
From JOA to DOA: Michael Roberts must be thankful that Westword doesn't have a random testing policy, because he is obviously on drugs. I don't expect objective reporting from Westword, but Mr. Roberts's April 19 "Tilting at Windmills" was off the edge. Obviously in the JOA camp, Mr. Roberts seemingly received his training in free enterprise from the Lenin School of Economics. News flash, Mikael: Competition is good. And the JOA is bad. Didn't your college buds figure that out in 1989? Or were you still in diapers when free enterprise won? You and the other Westword liberals would rail against a JOA between AT&T, Sprint and MCI that resulted in a tripling of our long- distance phone rates -- but then, that would not drive advertisers to Westword as the JOA has, would it?
A central premise of economics is that all relevant product and pricing information is known to the consumer. Advertising plays a key role in making that premise a reality. Though you would never know it from Mikael's reporting, Ryan Ross was absolutely correct. Less advertising makes the market less efficient. Look it up, comrade.
Gary W. Vick
View from a broadsheet: Regarding Roberts's "What We've Lost," in the April 12 issue, I completely agree with advertisers such as Jake Jabs who are unhappy with the JOA between the Denver Post and the Rocky Mountain News. But I am also concerned that we, the actual readers of the papers, get heard and considered regarding the changes that have occurred -- especially with the weekend editions.
First, if I wanted to read the Sunday Post, I would have subscribed years ago. I didn't, primarily because of the broadsheet format. Now I finally saw a typical Sunday Post, and it sucks (or some more printable adjective). But I'll apply an even more denigrating, appropriate adjective to the Saturday edition of the News. The News really got suckered in this agreement, didn't it? Not only do we now have a broadsheet classified section all the time, but we got this disgrace called the "weekend edition."
I find it very ironic that I've seen an ad (full page for a DSL service) in the Rocky in recent weeks that says something like "What if it took this page so many minutes and seconds to download?" Well, now that we're given no choice but a broadsheet on weekends, it does actually take a whole lot of time to "download" a page. With a tabloid, I simply prop the paper on my table and, without putting down my coffee cup, flip from page to page with complete ease. With a broadsheet, I have to put down my coffee, drop my fork, pick up the paper with two hands, swivel in my chair, drop the page from its folded position, shake loose the page and raise and drop my head to scan the next page with bifocals -- while the coffee gets colder and the eggs go uneaten. Then I have to scan each page for something worthwhile to read, shake the paper like a map while trying to refold the pages (which is significantly harder if you're the second or third person in the house to read that section), and then replace the whole thing in a readable position on the table.
I'm letting the Rocky's advertisers know that if they don't advertise during the week, I'm never going to get their message. And I will be extremely bitter if the Rocky doesn't honor my request to not charge me for weekend papers that I'm canceling. What a waste of trees.
And keep up your good work. Although I usually pick up Westword on a sporadic basis when I find it in a grocery store or restaurant, I'll be making a specific effort to pick it up by Friday so I have not only interesting, but convenient reading over the weekend.
Allison St. Claire
Two-penny papers: I totally agree with Michael Roberts, but if I may, I'd like to add my two cents' worth.
In this day and age, it seems to me that we are losing more and more of the act of choosing, and the monopoly giant is running wild! The reason the Rocky Mountain News was number one is because of its format. It was easy to read, and you didn't need a drafting table to read it. Not only have the News readers lost, but so have the News workers -- because they probably will be the first to be laid off when half of the people in the state drop this lame-ass paper.
Everyone I have talked to has expressed great disappointment and say they plan on dropping "Denver's only newspaper." A few individuals at the News sold all of us out.
Spell bound: In his April 19 Message, Michael Roberts takes a swipe at 5280, writing, "How anyone living in Denver could have missed that is a mystery on par with Kathy Lee Gifford's popularity. Then again, fact-checking evidently isn't high on 5280's agenda: In the editor's note, Meade's first name is misspelled."
Evidently, fact-checking isn't high on Westword's agenda, either: In that sentence, Gifford's first name -- Kathie -- is misspelled.
Waste not, want not: Thanks for "Dirty Secrets," the current series on the migrating toxins underneath the Lowry waste dump. It is amazing to me that people in the West can be so shortsighted about groundwater pollution.
You should avoid the temptation to "lionize" Waste Management Inc. The first part seemed to want to punish the original polluters exclusively and let WMI off the hook; you should consider the reasons WMI is no longer targeted.
I'm reminded of my days as a reporter in the Midwest. Mother Jones magazine had just named Waste Management the "worst managed company in the world," and the farmers near Furleigh, Kansas, had started to complain about tainted groundwater migrating off the site of the WMI-managed waste dump there. One farmer in particular, a lifelong friend of mine, was the loudest and, as it turns out, had the most to lose. Huge deposits of toxins were found outside the WMI fence and under my friend's farm.
WMI's solution? It moved the fence!
Again, thanks for the nostalgia piece.
Local heroes: I would like to commend your publication, Eileen Welsome, Adrienne Anderson and all the other people who are fighting to expose the truth about Lowry. We talk of a morally bankrupt nation. Lowry is such an ugly example of the materialism that puts money ahead of human life. Fortunately, there are the modern heroes who can't be bought and struggle to tell the truth in spite of great odds.
Yours till the cows come home: To the Best of Denver responders who consider Denver a "cowtown." Think! So Westword yearly publishes an issue that we can all argue or agree with -- seems its kind of tongue-in-cheekiness should be a respite from its usually probing articles.
Have you no sense of humor? No modicum o' mirth? Real Denverites feel saddened for you.
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On the moove: Thanks for all the Best of Denver letters. Now you've given people who aren't from this state another thing to rip on.
I have something to say to all those who think that Denver is just a boring, dirty cowtown. Why don't you take your asses back to whatever fucked-up state you came from? Why did you even come here? For a job? Find another one somewhere more suited to your liking. Our roads are too crowded. Housing costs are unbelievable, and you can't take a step without seeing some yuppie scum turning his nose up at something that displeases him.
No one asked you to come, and no one wants you here! Dismount from your high horse and leave Colorado to the people who actually choose to live here. Then maybe we can all be happy.
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