Lost and Found in Oakland
Newsflash! Denver Post photographer John Leyba has found the missing retarded half-brother of actor Sean Penn and he's playing for the Denver Broncos!
Oh, no, wait.
That’s just quarterback Jay Cutler getting his face rearranged by the Raiders during yesterday’s retarded loss in Oakland. You may carry on with your day. Thank you. – Jared Jacang Maher
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