Loveland valentine verse gets realistically racy rewrite: Kenny Be's Worst-Case Scenario
Dan the Cupid aims to create a postal cachet that reflects modern mores.
Loveland's annual valentine's program featuring the hand-stamped postal cachet needs to be updated to reflect the racy reputation of the Sweetheart City today...
Or, as seen below, a valentine's verse rewrite that features a warning so tender that it gently highlights the legal consequences of being a romantic offender...
A chap-clad Cupid Dan is featured in each annual cachet, a perfect Loveland mascot for Valentine's Day.
More from our Kenny Be/Comics archive: "Porno graffiti heats up the Highland: Kenny Be's Sign Language."
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