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Meanings of banned jelly bracelets: Is silver a hand job, fisting or outdoor sex?

Here's a girl who's ready for just about anything.
Here's a girl who's ready for just about anything.

The principal at Lafayette's Angevine Middle School has reportedly asked parents to urge their kids not to wear colored jelly bracelets to class -- and those who do will be asked to remove them. The reason: The colors are said to denote assorted sex acts, and if they break, the wearer is supposed to perform them on the lucky snapper. But what means what? The Urban Dictionary passes along plenty of contradictory information on its jelly bracelet pages. One list says a gray or silver jelly stands for "a hand job," another insists that it's "fisting," and a third argues that it's "outdoor sex." Likewise, there's disagreement about whether pink calls for a French kiss, cunninlingus or my personal favorite, "flash tits or pinus." I'm not sure if I have the latter; I plan to consult a medical text. The list below falls short of definitive, but it's one of the longest, which has got to count for something. Warning to my wife: I'm in a clear blue mood tonight.

Black -- sexual intercourse Blue -- blow job (alternate meaning: lap dance) Green -- cunnilingus (alternate meaning: outdoor sex, hug) Clear -- whatever you want (alternate meaning: hug) Orange -- kiss Yellow -- hug Red -- lap dance Purple -- anal sex Silver -- fisting White -- flash your tits Pink -- flashing Gold glitter -- make out Brown -- toss my salad, i.e., analingus Glow in the dark -- using sex toys glittery yellow -- hugging & kissing glittery green -- 69 glittery purple -- French glittery orange -- kiss Indigo -- Hand-job with blowjob Clear Gold with glitter -- fingering Clear blue -- All of everything Clear Pink -- Its the girls choice Clear Green -- All Anal Glow in the dark pink -- female sex toys Glow in the dark blue -- boy sex toys Glow in the dark green -- Sex with porn light blue -- masturbate gold -- suck on any part of body gray (silver) -- flash

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