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More Suggestions for Sunshine

Sunshine Megatron, the Donald Trump of online T-shirt sales (if Donald Trump were slightly mad, changed his name to that of a gay robot and didn't have any furniture in his house), is still considering whether or not to stay in Denver after moving here on a whim several months ago. To help convince him to stay, we've been soliciting suggestions from readers about things he could do in Denver and Colorado that would demonstrate to him that our environs aren't a craphole. Here are the latest proposals:

In the "It takes one to know one" category:

If they're still doing it, Freak Train at the Bug Theater on the last Monday of the month. Starts at 8 p.m. but you have to get there early. Beyond description, but it sounds like it would be right up Sunshine's alley for the unusual in entertainment.

-Sandy

In the "Behold the power of the Interweb!" category:

A Denver-based T-shirt website could really work because I think no matter what, people have really deep emotions about Denver. In fact, you could open two, one for lovers and one for haters: DenverMakesMeFeelLikeAFrozenTurd.com, ICouldntLiveAnywhereElse.org, Cowtown.edu, ICameOnVacationAndImStillHere.net, TheGrassWasGreenerTillAllTheCaliforniansMovedToDenverInThe90s.com, BadAltitude.com

-Fifteen Xs

In the "This wasn't really a suggestion for Sunshine Megatron, just a random poem we recently received that we didn't know what else to do with it" category:

D Town, Make it a Green Town

Good ol D Town

let em hear it

Thief throwin a fit

over petty shit

Just cause we smoke

a little green to bring

some peace of mind

in a time

of wars and lies

cries and hate

to that we say

spark it up

dark and light

fight with words

signs and votes

It's fine to toke

we must have hope

that one day we'll have

legal bags

To everyone out there

who cares for fair

help clean the air

Take the bus

Ride the lightrail

To smoke we must

be loud and not fail

To vote and sail

over false tales

you know what I mean

It's their scheme

we're made to use nature

so don't let nature use us

CHANGE

-So Stoned

Is that the best you can do? If so, Mr. Megatron will surely soon be shining his lordly robotic light on some other municipality. We can't let that happen. Post your suggestions for Sunshine below, or mail them to editorial@westword.com. And remember, we're made to use Sunshine, so don't let Sunshine use us. CHANGE. -- Joel Warner


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