New Hampshire: Vote for Toothbrushes, Against Flying Monkeys
The choice is clear, New Hampshire. At least for those of you Granite State Republicans. Vermin Supreme. Vermin is officially on the primary ballot, and with such pledges as mandatory toothbrushes, time traveling to forceful abort Mrs. Hitler's gestating catastrophe, and no flying monkeys in the city of New York, there's really no option. Vote Vermin.
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