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NSFW! (Would-be) Guv John Hickenlooper's nude clothes: Kenny Be's Worst-Case Scenario

NSFW! (Would-be) Guv John Hickenlooper's nude clothes: Kenny Be's Worst-Case Scenario

If high-energy prop-comic John Hickenlooper is willing to shower in his clothes to tout that he is running a "clean" campaign for Colorado Governor, then just imagine what he will won't be wearing to emphasize his administration's promise to "establish a system of transparency and open government..."

(Warning! Drawings below suggest that candidate Hickenlooper is dangling for a fight.)

NSFW! (Would-be) Guv John Hickenlooper's nude clothes: Kenny Be's Worst-Case Scenario

John Hickenlooper has a long history of over-exposure in the media. As a businessman, he proved that his birthday suit was also his power suit. But even for the timid, his nudity will be far less sickening than the alternative...

 

NSFW! (Would-be) Guv John Hickenlooper's nude clothes: Kenny Be's Worst-Case Scenario

To win the votes of Coloradans who live outside of Denver, Hickenlooper is going to have to discover his inner hick. Nudity aside, it will be a lot more amusing to watch him in the weeks ahead as he stops wearing his usual Mister Rogers casuals and tours the state in cowboy hats and hunting vests.


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