Money talks dirty: Here's real million-dollar mystery: Who would pay $15,000 to have Denver Bronco big names Ed McCaffrey and Bill Romanowski show up at a birthday party? The answer: no one. Why pay fifteen large when you could instead shell out sixty grand to have the star twosome turn out at four separate celebrations? The high roller who won the bidding was just one of many who attended the November 11 Broncos Ball 2000 at Wings Over the Rockies Air and Space Museum. And although the goal of the charity event, run by the Broncos' wives, was to help feed the poor and hungry, no one attending this soiree fit either description. Even the people sitting in the "cheap seats" (budget tables went for a mere $5,000) were treated to luscious lamb chops, first-rate pumpkin pie, a grotesque but pricey Broncos candle and the opportunity to bid on expensive auction novelties such as a 52-inch mink coat (it went for a mere $18,000 to the wife of Broncos center Tom Nalen). Absolutely priceless, though, was the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to hear head coach Mike Shanahan utter into the microphone a word that's usually reserved for the locker room. In his introduction of Dennis Miller, who along with Monday Night Football cohort Al Michaels was in town for Monday's match between the Broncos and the Oakland Raiders, Shanahan noted how impressed he was that the famously profane Miller hadn't yet befouled a broadcast with "any F-words, or even one 'cocksucker.'" Miller then took the stage and declared Shanahan to be a "marvelous cocksucker."
Good thing the Broncos won, or Miller wouldn't be the only one calling Shanahan names.