This would normally be the time we'd publish our latest medical-marijuana dispensary review -- our first from one of the contributors who reached out in response to our much-publicized search for a critic with this particular specialty. Unfortunately, the folks given the mission were apparently too well-medicated to turn in their copy on time. See: The stuff really works! Fortunately, though, there's still our updated directory of dispensaries in Colorado -- the most up-to-date available. To check it out, click here.