Papa's got a brand new Denver Water tote bag

That's another nickel off my bill at King Soopers, suckas! On September 23, I wrote "Paying for Conservation at Denver Water," a blog that juxtaposed Denver Water's energetic advertising campaign with reports that the agency was considering a robust rate hike. Along the way, I mentioned the availability of free...

By Michael Roberts

October 24, 2008

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That's another nickel off my bill at King Soopers, suckas!

On September 23, I wrote "Paying for Conservation at Denver Water," a blog that juxtaposed Denver Water's energetic advertising campaign with reports that the agency was considering a robust rate hike. Along the way, I mentioned the availability of free Denver Water merchandise on the affiliated UseOnlyWhatYouNeed.org website -- and while visiting the page (which currently features a thanks for conserving water this summer and little else), I picked out a nifty tote bag. I forgot about the whole thing moments later, so imagine my surprise when the bag arrived a couple of days ago, a lightning fast seven weeks after I placed my order.

If a water main breaks outside my house, I hope the turnaround time is a little quicker. -- Michael Roberts

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Michael Roberts began his career with Westword in 1990 as music editor. In 1999, he took on a new role, full-time media reporter, as author of a column called The Message. In 2008, he became the lead writer for Westword's news blog, The Latest Word, a position he held until January 2023. Michael continues to freelance for Westword, covering everything from business to sports and the media; he also contributes to Jazziz, a national music magazine. He holds a bachelor's degree from what is now Colorado Mesa University and master's degrees from the University of California, Los Angeles, and Northwestern University.

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