Below, find twenty tweets sure to freak out parents of students attending Colorado high schools, many of which are specifically named in the messages. We don't vouch for the accuracy of the posts, which could be entirely fictional as far as we know. In fact, it's probably a good idea for parents to assume they are. They'll sleep sounder that way.
See also: Photos: Top Ten CU Boulder Confessions, Back to School EditionNumber 20:
"The senior class is just one giant gang bang" -Palmer Ridge High School— Colorado HS Confess (@ConfessionsCOHS) September 28, 2014
"There isn't a bathroom I haven't snorted coke in" -Cherokee Trail High School— Colorado HS Confess (@ConfessionsCOHS) June 7, 2014
"Kid showed up drunk to a football game and tried to fight our principal." -St Mary's HS— Colorado HS Confess (@ConfessionsCOHS) September 14, 2014
Continue to keep counting down Colorado HS Confess tweets guaranteed to freak out parents.
"Got so drunk that I mushroom stamped 5 people and took a shit on a girls car." -Palmer High School— Colorado HS Confess (@ConfessionsCOHS) September 2, 2014