Photos: 20 Colorado High School Confess Tweets Guaranteed to Freak Out Parents

Michael Roberts October 2, 2014 7:50AM

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Our recent post spotlighting CU Boulder Confessions is practically PG compared to the items we found on Colorado HS Confess, a Twitter feed on which sex, drugs and questionable behavior definitely don't have an age limit.

Below, find twenty tweets sure to freak out parents of students attending Colorado high schools, many of which are specifically named in the messages. We don't vouch for the accuracy of the posts, which could be entirely fictional as far as we know. In fact, it's probably a good idea for parents to assume they are. They'll sleep sounder that way.

Number 20:

"The senior class is just one giant gang bang" -Palmer Ridge High School
— Colorado HS Confess (@ConfessionsCOHS) September 28, 2014

Number 19:

"There isn't a bathroom I haven't snorted coke in" -Cherokee Trail High School
— Colorado HS Confess (@ConfessionsCOHS) June 7, 2014

Number 18:

"Kid showed up drunk to a football game and tried to fight our principal." -St Mary's HS
— Colorado HS Confess (@ConfessionsCOHS) September 14, 2014

Number 17:

"Got so drunk that I mushroom stamped 5 people and took a shit on a girls car." -Palmer High School
— Colorado HS Confess (@ConfessionsCOHS) September 2, 2014

Continue to keep counting down Colorado HS Confess tweets guaranteed to freak out parents.

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Michael Roberts has written for Westword since October 1990, serving stints as music editor and media columnist. He currently covers everything from breaking news and politics to sports and stories that defy categorization.

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