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Photos: Boulder presents Coyote Bob's ten best corny nature jokes

Did you know Boulder has a web page devoted to dumb jokes? We sure as hell didn't, but it's true: The kids section of the city's site boasts a huge collection of "Coyote Bob's Corny Nature Jokes" -- and seeing how it's Boulder, many are downright bizarre (e.g., the one about the cougar). We photo-illustrated the ten that made us laugh the hardest or roll our eyes the most. Check them out below, but don't judge! After all, Coyote Bob thinks they're funny!

Number 10: Why do seagulls live near the sea?

Photos: Boulder presents Coyote Bob's ten best corny nature jokes

A: If they lived near the bay, they would be bagels.

Number 9: Where did the kittens go on their class trip?

Photos: Boulder presents Coyote Bob's ten best corny nature jokes

A: To a mewseum.

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Number 8: What do you get when you cross a bullsnake with a porcupine?

Photos: Boulder presents Coyote Bob's ten best corny nature jokes

A: Six feet of barbed wire.

Number 7: What did the judge say when a skunk walked into her courtroom?

Photos: Boulder presents Coyote Bob's ten best corny nature jokes

A: "Odor in the court."

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Number 6: What is the difference between a cougar and a comma?

Photos: Boulder presents Coyote Bob's ten best corny nature jokes

A: One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.

Number 5: Where does a blackbird go for a drink?

Photos: Boulder presents Coyote Bob's ten best corny nature jokes

A: To a crow bar.

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Number 4: What do you call an accidental bird collision?

Photos: Boulder presents Coyote Bob's ten best corny nature jokes

A: A feather bender.

Number 3: Did you hear about the cowboy who got himself a dachshund?

Photos: Boulder presents Coyote Bob's ten best corny nature jokes

A: People kept telling him to get a long little doggie.

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Number 2: What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?

Photos: Boulder presents Coyote Bob's ten best corny nature jokes

A: Hot cross bunnies.

Number 1: What kind of luggage did the vulture take on his airplane trip?

Photos: Boulder presents Coyote Bob's ten best corny nature jokes

A: Carrion.

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