Photos: Colorado People of Walmart, 2016 Edition

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It's time once again for what's become an annual staple:

Our latest salute to the Colorado People of Walmart, featuring memorable pics from the People of Walmart site.

The latest photos, featuring People of Walmart text, carry on the tradition proudly: They're weird and hilarious in equal measure.

Count down the top ten below — and for memorable People of Walmart shots from the other 49 states, click here.

Number 10: BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD

"Sweet haircut. I can’t tell if you’re a Broncos fan or just lost a bet. Wowzers that looks awful."

Number 9: SHEEP SHOPPING

"Oddly enough, with what I’ve seen at Walmart, there is a good chance Little Bo Peep’s sheep are actually there somewhere."

Number 8: GOOD WITH THE BAD

"Bad news: Whatever you did with that Jimmy Cap in a Walmart bathroom is absolutely disgusting and you nasty.

"Good news: The type of person that would use a condom in a Walmart bathroom isn’t procreating."

Photos: Colorado People of Walmart, 2016 Edition

Number 7: BUTT TO BUTT

A photo that speaks for itself.

Photos: Colorado People of Walmart, 2016 Edition

Number 6: FREE RIDES

"It is much cheaper than taking them to Six Flags or something."

Continue to keep counting down our ten favorite Colorado People of Walmart photos, 2016 edition.

 

Number 5: LOOKS LEGIT

"Hell yes I’ll buy that Ziplock baggie full of Sour Patch Kids. No reason for concern here. In fact it will make it easier for me when I pass out loose unwrapped candy to all the neighborhood kids for Halloween."

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Number 4: THE WIZ

"Meet my friend Sorcerer Steve. His only real power is the ability to turn alcohol into regret, but we just let him do his thing."

Number 3: TWO SEATER

"True love knows no bounds…not even twinsie child seats."

Number 2: THE PUMPKING

"It’s that time of year when pumpkins stop being scary and start being delicious pies. Which Jack ass O-lantern would you take home to bake?"

Number 1: EASY BREEZY

"I’m sorry, Walmart can’t refund or exchange your childhood. That’s gone; play the hand you were dealt."



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