Photos: Craziest place you've ever had sex? Here are ten Colorado answers
One of the most popular online chat queries is, "What's the craziest place you've ever had sex?"
In an attempt to get a local take on this important question, we checked out a slew of websites (all linked below) and came up with ten adventurous, often chilly and occasionally disturbing answers from people identified as Coloradans. Check out the entire collection below.
Number 10: What's so great about the Mile High Club?
"I actually have had the pleasure of sexing on an airplane. It was about 4 years ago. Me and my ex GF Natasha were flying from Denver to PDX to see some kids.... Tash leans over and says, 'Hey. lets fuck,' simple as that. I said 'Uhhhh okay. Where?' Of course, the bathroom,. so she got up and went in and I waited like 5 minutes and went in after her. This was a red eye flight, mind you. So this was at like 12 or 1 a.m. Pretty much most of the folks were asleep. As far as I could see, I don't think anyone saw us go in. Long story short. we did it. About 30 minutes, no problems. Kinda lame really. Thought it was gonna be a lot more fun. At least I can say I did it, I guess."
Number 9: May I have this dance?
"On the rooftop of a nightclub in Denver during a snowstorm. The rooftop bar was closed because of the snow."
Continue for more Colorado answers to the question, "Where's the craziest place you've ever had sex?" Number 8: Foggy Notions
"In my car in downtown Denver. People were walking right by, but it was fucken cold as fuck, so our breath fogged up the windows pretty quick.... This happened TWICE."
Number 7: Peak experience
"Top of Trail Ridge Road in Colorado at 3 a.m. in the morning under a billion stars. The top of Trail Ridge Road is about 12,000 feet in elevation. The air was thin and the sex was good."
Continue for more Colorado answers to the question, "Where's the craziest place you've ever had sex?" Number 6: Alley oops
"I lost my virginity in an alley in Denver in a pile of snow."
Number 5: Watch out for those pincers
"I accidentally had sex at a crawfish farm once. We thought it was a pond. That was NOT the case. This particular guy and I had a thing for the outdoor/strange place sex. We did it in front of a police station once (omg looking back I can't believe I did that!) and we also used to go to houses under construction and have sex in the different rooms of the house. Lord have mercy. I was a daring young lady."
Continue for more Colorado answers to the question, "Where's the craziest place you've ever had sex?" Number 4: Pew
"Highlands Ranch Church (Denver) unisex potty room.... I still regret it and it was twelve years ago."
Number 3: Brick by brick
"On the Great Wall of China. A female friend of mine and I talked about it before we went and dipped off into a tower and basically put it in for a minute and then left. Was pretty awesome doing it on the Great Wall, tho."
Continue for more Colorado answers to the question, "Where's the craziest place you've ever had sex?" Number 2: Terrible decision No. 1...or 2
"In a porta-potty. It was nasty."
Number 1: Your fireworks or mine?
"In a glass front elevator at the top of an office building in Denver, Colorado while watching the fireworks."
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