The story of teacher Carly "Crunk Bear" McKinney, who is "no longer employed" after a suspension for racy tweets, proved people can lose their jobs because of social-media posts. But that hasn't stopped Twitter users from playing with getting fired, as proven by Fire Me!, a site that sorts potentially career-ending tweets under four categories -- "Horrible Bosses," "Potential Killers," "Haters" and "Sexual Intercourse." See photo-illustrated examples from each, plus the tweets on the all-time leaderboard, and decide for yourself how long these people will be getting a paycheck. Horrible Bosses:
My boss is a fucking douchebag!!!!
— GRIMES on my MIND (@MellyGruss) April 9, 2013
As if my boss is a fucking brat and keeps making us work overtime. LIKE BITCH I HAVE A LIFE.
— tyler wojciechowski (@nukanuka1292) April 9, 2013
My boss is a dick >:( haha
— Ty (@Captain_TT_) April 9, 2013
my boss is a bitch and i can't fucking stand him. like shit like this fucking blows my life, dawg.
— eMoney ✊ (@ItsJustEss) April 7, 2013
I swear my boss is a fucking idiot
— trippyy † (@naydanielss) April 5, 2013
Continue for more Fire Me! proof that Twitter Nation hasn't learned the Carly Crunk Bear lesson. Potential Killers:
When i listen to rob zombie at work it makes me wanna kill my boss and burry him under the grass im digging up.
— Le Medss (@DrMedss) April 9, 2013
Im going to kill someone at work today i swear
— Jordannnnn™ (@KING_Quinones) April 8, 2013
Been at work for 40 minutes and I already want to kill my boss. Is it Friday yet?
— EastCoastGf (@EastCoastGf) April 8, 2013
i've experience planning how to kill my boss, have you? i also wanted her unborn child to die. #contentment
— zaidzainuddin (@zaidzainuddin) April 8, 2013
Has a feeling today could be the day I snap, and kill someone at work! There's a copy of Catcher in the Rye in my drawer should it happen!!
— Paul Douglass (@dougbowski) April 8, 2013
Continue for more Fire Me! proof that Twitter Nation hasn't learned the Carly Crunk Bear lesson. Haters:
Fuck a Tuesday. I hate my job.
— hunter ooten (@replacedby_me) April 9, 2013
Have I mentioned I hate my job? I mean since this same time yesterday.
— Jared (@BangyGuns) April 9, 2013
Have I ever mentioned how much I hate my job? I did? Well here it is again. I HATE MY JOB!
— cσυятηєу мαяιєє (@Its_Courtney93) April 9, 2013
I hate my job anyway so let It happen
— MzFemmeFatale (@misstrina2u) April 9, 2013
I Hate My Job. #stayinschoolkids
— P.J. Slider (@_Paul_Junior) April 9, 2013
Continue for more Fire Me! proof that Twitter Nation hasn't learned the Carly Crunk Bear lesson. Sexual Intercourse:
What the fuck? My boss is friends with my mom and when I did something wrong instead of my boss telling me about it she's tells on me to mom
— Nicholas Villarama N (@NickVillarama) April 8, 2013
Next time my boss says medium pizza or whatever I'm going to yell back suck my balls.
— Clayton Milligan (@SoolClay) April 7, 2013
"@h20zgarrett: I wanna fuck my boss wife !!! She keep smiling at me !"try ha fam lol
— kool N HigH™✈ May24 (@toneciroc) April 6, 2013
I just got reemed fuck my boss fuck this day and fuck u
— Robby Taddei (@Robby650Taddei) April 8, 2013
I've always wanted to fuck my boss
— Rachel Luis (@rachelluis93) April 9, 2013
Continue for more Fire Me! proof that Twitter Nation hasn't learned the Carly Crunk Bear lesson. Leaderboard:
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