Photos: Five best and worst pitches on Colorado Mesa University Missed Connections

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Colorado Mesa University Missed Connections is one of the busiest college-friendly Facebook pages of its type. And while we don't know which posts brought kindred souls together, or which ones induced vomiting, we can guess.

Continue to see our photo-illustrated picks for the five best and worst pitches on the page, with the names removed to protect the uninterested. Count them down below.

See also: Photos: Top ten CU-Boulder Missed Connections, Spring-is-coming edition

Fifth-worst pitch: Breeders not wanted

Photos: Five best and worst pitches on Colorado Mesa University Missed Connections

Are there any single ladies who DON'T have a kid in Junction?! Haha seriously though, just looking for a cute lady to have some fun summer adventures with yet! Fifth-best pitch: Shy but sensitive

Photos: Five best and worst pitches on Colorado Mesa University Missed Connections

You are one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen. You seem like you would be very cool and down to earth. Hopefully I can grow some balls and talk to you, so that I can get to know you and tell you this in person. Continue to keep counting down the best and worst pitches on Colorado Mesa University Missed Connections.



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