Photos: Four Nice/Nasty Definitions of the Denver Broncos on Urban Dictionary

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How do you define the Denver Broncos? Urban Dictionary is of two minds about the team, which returns from a bye week to face the Arizona Cardinals this weekend: Roughly half the definitions are nice, while an equal number of others are nasty -- and some represent a blend of the two, occasionally via references that are hilariously dated. See what we mean by checking out our meme-illustrated countdown of the nice and the nasty.

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Number 4: Nice

Photos: Four Nice/Nasty Definitions of the Denver Broncos on Urban Dictionary

Arguably the best Football team in the NFL. Playing in Denver, CO. The only team that is always (since the early 70's) a contender. Team colors are "Navy Blue" and "Orange Crush."

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"Did you watch the Broncos ass-slapping the Raiders yesterday?"

Number 4: Nasty

Photos: Four Nice/Nasty Definitions of the Denver Broncos on Urban Dictionary

Dumbass team who steal players, claim them as them being at the height of the game on their team, but sadly can never make it to the Super Bowl. Losing to the Raiders has become a must for this team.

Billy-Bo: Dude, did you see the 2004 Raiders @ Broncos game?

Bubba-Bob: Yeah...Broncos got school didn't they?

Jake Plummer: Yeah...we sure do suck.

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