Bad news for my daughter, who's described Broncos receiver Eric Decker as "the most beautiful man on the planet." He's now engaged to Jessie James, a country singer capable of giving Deck a run for his money in the gorgeous department. James's Facebook page includes lotsa pics in which the two of them look smoking together, plus solo and celeb-combo shots. Check them out while you imagine the startlingly perfect babies they'll make together.
And now, a bonus video... Jessie and Eric spoofing the Academy of Country Music awards:
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