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Photos: One hater's thirteen reasons why Colorado sucks elephant balls

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Around here, we like to think Colorado is the best state in the U.S.A. But not everyone agrees -- including some people who live here. We recently stumbled across a video from earlier this year entitled "Reasons Why Colorado Sucks Elephant Balls" in which its creator, who says he's lived here for twelve years, rips our fair state to the tune of Green Day's "American Idiot."

We're not exactly objective on this subject, but for every defensible rant (no one likes high suicide rates or mass shootings), there are three or four that are highly exaggerated or make no sense at all. Don't take our word for it, though. Count down his thirteen reasons, represented by screen captures of his photos and spelling/punctuation/grammar-challenged graphics.

See also: Fifty reasons Colorado is the best state in the country, 2013 edition

Photos: One hater's thirteen reasons why Colorado sucks elephant balls

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Photos: One hater's thirteen reasons why Colorado sucks elephant balls

Photos: One hater's thirteen reasons why Colorado sucks elephant balls

Photos: One hater's thirteen reasons why Colorado sucks elephant balls

Photos: One hater's thirteen reasons why Colorado sucks elephant balls

Photos: One hater's thirteen reasons why Colorado sucks elephant balls

Photos: One hater's thirteen reasons why Colorado sucks elephant balls

Photos: One hater's thirteen reasons why Colorado sucks elephant balls

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