Photos: Our Favorite "You Can Be Sure You Live in Colorado When..." Punchlines, Part One
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What's the difference between "You know you're from Colorado when..." jokes and those that start "You can be sure you live in Colorado when"? Not a whole heckuva lot -- but we just stumbled upon this list using the latter variation and were surprised that many of the gags hadn't shown up in our previous collections. There were so many of them, in fact, that it'll take us multiple posts to share all our favorites.
Here's the kickoff piece. Count down our first photo-illustrated "You can be sure you live in Colorado when..." punchline assortment below.
Number 10: You can be sure you live in Colorado when....
...people from other states breathe five times as often as you do. Number 9: You can be sure you live in Colorado when....
...you see someone riding a Harley in a downpour and you look closer to see if it's anyone you know. Continue to keep counting down our favorite "You can be sure you live in Colorado when..." punchlines, part one.Next Page
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