Photos: Our People Magazine-Ready Picks for the Sexiest Male Denver TV Anchors

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Once upon a time, TV anchors would reject any attempt to portray them as sexy, seeing such a designation as undermining the seriousness of their profession. But it's the 21st century, bitches, and 7News is actively campaigning on behalf of its staffers to triumph in a People search to find the sexiest local TV anchor alive. (Yes, the magazine has limited the contest to dudes, in an echo of its annual "Sexiest Man Alive" staple.) But who should really represent Denver? We rank eighteen anchors from all five local news stations on their sexiness quotient. Check out our picks below, from least to most sexy -- and for the full rules about how to participate in the People survey, which runs through October 22, click here.

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Number 18: Drew Soicher, 9News

Photos: Our People Magazine-Ready Picks for the Sexiest Male Denver TV Anchors

A few years ago, a viewer told us the thing he liked least about HD television was that his new set allowed him to see just how crooked one of Soicher's nostrils is. And the nose knows. Number 17: Tom Green, CW2

Photos: Our People Magazine-Ready Picks for the Sexiest Male Denver TV Anchors

We love us some Tom Green, but he's way too cynical and sarcastic to willingly take part in this competition. You can tell by the smile he's wearing in this shot that he'd accept the award while muttering through his teeth, "Burn in hell, idiots." Number 16: Lionel Bienvenu, 7News

Photos: Our People Magazine-Ready Picks for the Sexiest Male Denver TV Anchors

When the 7News art department creating this faux-cover for you, Lionel, you know they were doing it as a joke, don't you? Don't you? Continue to keep counting down our picks for the sexiest male Denver TV anchors.



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