Photos: Ten Colorado Businesses That Sound Like Dispensaries But Aren't
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Photo by Adam Roy
Our Adam Roy recently came upon this sign, which stresses that Genesis Health Wellness Centre "is NOT a marijuana dispensary." But it sure sounds like one -- and plenty of other Colorado businesses do, too.
Continue to count down our photo-illustrated list of the top ten Colorado businesses that sound like dispensaries but aren't.
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Number 10: The Joint
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24300 East Smokey Hill Road, Aurora, and other locations
You can't Bogart these Joints, which specialize in chiropractic care.
Number 9: Mad Greens
7300 East Arapahoe Road, Centennial, and other locations
Yo, yo, yo: These Mad Greens are salads, which go nicely with soup.
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