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Photos: Ten IKEA products that sound like sex toys (NSFW)

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For those of us who don't happen to be Swedish, the product names at IKEA can sound sorta...dirty. And the more erotic they seem, the more likely they are to be totally mundane.

Don't believe us? Check out the following ten items, complete with photos of what they sound as if they should look like and what they actually are.

ARÖD

Sounds as if it should look like....

Photos: Ten IKEA products that sound like sex toys (NSFW)

Actually looks like....

Photos: Ten IKEA products that sound like sex toys (NSFW)

What is it?

Work lamp, gray. $39.99.

OMSORD

Sounds as if it should look like....

Photos: Ten IKEA products that sound like sex toys (NSFW)

Actually looks like....

Photos: Ten IKEA products that sound like sex toys (NSFW)

What is it?

Shoe tree, large. One pair $0.99.

Continue to see more IKEA products that sound like sex toys.   UPPENBAR

Sounds as if it should look like....

Photos: Ten IKEA products that sound like sex toys (NSFW)

Actually looks like....

Photos: Ten IKEA products that sound like sex toys (NSFW)

What is it?

Measuring cup, clear, black. $4.99.

BUMERANG

Sounds as if it should look like....

Photos: Ten IKEA products that sound like sex toys (NSFW)

Actually looks like....

Photos: Ten IKEA products that sound like sex toys (NSFW)

What is it?

Curved clothes hanger, gray, brown. $4.99/8 pack.

Continue to see more IKEA products that sound like sex toys.   BRÅVIKEN

Sounds as if it should look like....

Photos: Ten IKEA products that sound like sex toys (NSFW)

Actually looks like....

Photos: Ten IKEA products that sound like sex toys (NSFW)

What is it?

Sink, 1 bowl, light gray stone. $240.00.

SOCKERKAKA

Sounds as if it should look like....

Photos: Ten IKEA products that sound like sex toys (NSFW)

Actually looks like....

Photos: Ten IKEA products that sound like sex toys (NSFW)

What is it?

Baking mold, heart-shaped light blue. $8.99.

Continue to see more IKEA products that sound like sex toys.   RISÖR

Sounds as if it should look like....

Photos: Ten IKEA products that sound like sex toys (NSFW)

Actually looks like....

Photos: Ten IKEA products that sound like sex toys (NSFW)

What is it?

Room divider, white, black. $99.99.

MUSKÖ

Sounds as if it should look like....

Actually looks like....

Photos: Ten IKEA products that sound like sex toys (NSFW)

Cover for chaise, green. $9.99.

Continue to see more IKEA products that sound like sex toys.   SLUGGER

Sounds as if it should look like....

Photos: Ten IKEA products that sound like sex toys (NSFW)

Actually looks like....

Photos: Ten IKEA products that sound like sex toys (NSFW)

What is it?

Caster, clear. $2.99/4 pack.

BEHANDLA

Sounds as if it should look like....

Photos: Ten IKEA products that sound like sex toys (NSFW)

Actually looks like....

Photos: Ten IKEA products that sound like sex toys (NSFW)

What is it?

Beeswax polish, colorless. $6.99/12.68 oz.

Send your story tips to the author, Michael Roberts.

More from our Videos archive circa July 2011: "IKEA Centennial grand opening videos: 'I feel like I'm in a mythical wonderland.'"


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