Photos: Ten mean CU-Boulder jokes

I love CU-Boulder so much that I send most of my money there (for my daughters' tuition). But there's no doubt plenty of folks on the Interwebs feel differently. There are loads o' mean CU-Boulder jokes out there (on sites like this one and this one and this one), with consistent themes including pot, stupidity and the ineptitude of the football team. We've collected and photo-illustrated ten of the most memorable. Will they amuse you or piss you off? Depends on where you got that diploma. Number 10: Weed gets in the way

Photos: Ten mean CU-Boulder jokes

Q: What do the University of Colorado and pot have in common?

A: They both get smoked in bowls!

Number 9: Bad hygiene explained

Photos: Ten mean CU-Boulder jokes

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An accountant, a lawyer, and a cowboy were standing side-by-side using the urinal. The accountant finished, zipped up and started washing and literally scrubbing his hands... clear up to his elbows... he used about twenty paper towels before he finished. He turned to the other two men and commented, "I graduated from the University of Michigan, and they taught us to be clean."

The lawyer finished, zipped up and quickly wet the tips of his fingers, grabbed one paper towel and commented, "I graduated from the University of Colorado, and they taught us to be environmentally conscious."

The cowboy zipped up and as he was walking out the door said, "I graduated from the University of Nebraska, and they taught us not to piss on our hands."

Page down to see more of our ten mean CU-Boulder jokes.



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