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Photos: Ten mean Denver Broncos jokes

Earlier this week, we shared our collection of ten mean CU-Boulder jokes -- and I think we can all agree that processing them made us all better, stronger people. With that in mind, here's more nasty, photo-illustrated humor at the expense of another frequent web target -- Your Denver Broncos -- as compiled by Jokes4Us.com. After perusing the following top-ten countdown, will you laugh, groan or spike your smart phone? Find out below.Number 10: Holy orders

Q: What do the Denver Broncos and Billy Graham have in common?

A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."

Number 9: Road kill

Photos: Ten mean Denver Broncos jokes

Q: What do the Denver Broncos and possums have in common?

A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

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Number 8: Air game

Photos: Ten mean Denver Broncos jokes

Q: Why do ducks fly over Mile High Stadium upside down?

A: There's nothing worth crapping on!

Number 7: Out-of-air game

Photos: Ten mean Denver Broncos jokes

Q: How many Denver Broncos does it take to change a tire?

A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up.

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Number 6: Zebra season

Photos: Ten mean Denver Broncos jokes

Q: What do you call a Denver Bronco in the Super Bowl?

A: A referee.

Number 5: BM

Brandon Marshall.
Brandon Marshall.

Q: What did the Denver Broncos get for trading Brandon Marshall to the Miami Dolphins?

A: A first round pick and a felon to be named later!

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Number 4: Kid stuff

Photos: Ten mean Denver Broncos jokes

Q: What is the difference between a Broncos fan and a baby?

A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.

Number 3: Game on

Photos: Ten mean Denver Broncos jokes

Q: What does a Denver Broncos fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

A: He turns off the PlayStation.

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Number 2: Looking Buff

Q: Why doesn't Boulder have a professional football team?

A: Because then Denver would want one.

Number 1: Elway or the highway.

Photos: Ten mean Denver Broncos jokes
Photo by Brandon Marshall

Q: How many Denver Broncos does it take to win a Super Bowl?

A: Only one (# 7) and he is retired.

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