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Photos: Ten most unwise Tom Brady hairdos

Photos: Ten most unwise Tom Brady hairdos

Number 10: The true Belieber

No, the shot on the right isn't a computer-aged shot of what Justin Bieber will look like when he's in his thirties. It's Tom at his most Beliebable.

Photos: Ten most unwise Tom Brady hairdos

Number 9: The Bro

Who says Tom's gotten too rich and famous to mix in with the bros?

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Photos: Ten most unwise Tom Brady hairdos

Number 8: The Half-Caesar

Brady resists the urge to do the full Caesar and comb his hair straight down. Instead, he gives it just enough of an angle that he can pretend he's not emulating Julius even though he is.

Photos: Ten most unwise Tom Brady hairdos

Number 7: The Hairy Shearer

When Tom-boy sheared off his golden locks, a nation wept.

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Photos: Ten most unwise Tom Brady hairdos

Number 6: The Mountain Man

Go ahead and grow that beard, Tom. But here in Colorado, we can tell the difference between a fake Mountain Man and the real thing.

Photos: Ten most unwise Tom Brady hairdos

Number 5: The Faux-Sideburns Flap

Yes, Tom can grow real sideburns -- but why should that stop him for adapting a hairstyle perfected by twelve-year-old boys who haven't sprouted their first whisker yet but want to pretend.

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Photos: Ten most unwise Tom Brady hairdos

Number 4: The Tie-Back

Not quite a ponytail, but also not not quite a ponytail.

Photos: Ten most unwise Tom Brady hairdos

Number 3: The Slick-Back

Wonder how many hair-product manufacturers Brady's keeping in business....

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Photos: Ten most unwise Tom Brady hairdos

Number 2: All Natural Tom

Of course, when Brady goes without product, the results can be pretty scary.

Photos: Ten most unwise Tom Brady hairdos

Number 1: The Pompa-Hawk

We understand that during Brady's mating ritual, his Pompa-Hawk gets even bigger.

And now, as a special bonus, here's a video of Brady bitching out teammates -- after which he makes sure his hair looks spectacular.

Send your story tips to the author, Michael Roberts.

More from our Tim Tebow archive circa December 2011: "Photos: Tim Tebow vs. Tom Brady, an intangibles point-counterpoint."


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