Photos: Ten weirdest Colorado items found in FOUND Magazine, 2014 edition
Back in 2012, Kelsey Whipple shared a collection of ten strange Colorado items from FOUND Magazine, a website and book series that specialize in notes, letters and photos sent in by folks from across the country -- many of them hilarious, poignant, disturbing or some combination thereof.
Nearly two years later, we dropped by the site and found lots more Colorado-centric oddities, involving f-bombs, toilet paper rolls and future hip-hop star Rap Killa Vanilla. Count down our ten weirdest finds below.
Number 10: The days of twine and roses
This may be the best f*cking vacation itinerary ever. (Found in Boulder.) Number 9: No, you don't need an advanced degree to change the toilet paper
Good news, kids! You can do it, too! (Found in Boulder.) Continue to keep counting down the ten weirdest items found in FOUND Magazine, 2014 edition. Number 8: The police are "soft as lotion"?
Maybe it's just us, but this sounds like it could be a good thing. (Found in Denver.) Number 7: When people used to txtin -- er, texting -- try to write
Stick to the phone, pal. (Found in Boulder.) Continue to keep counting down the ten weirdest items found in FOUND Magazine, 2014 edition. Number 6: The saddest letter you will read today
We feel sorry for both Jan and Lisa, even though this letter is more than thirty years old. (Found in Denver.) Number 5: The evolution of Milli Vanilli
We have found the future of rap -- and his name is "Rap Killa Vanilla." (Found in Denver.) Continue to keep counting down the ten weirdest items found in FOUND Magazine, 2014 edition. Number 4: The difference between a real dad and a paper dad
We're pretty sure the paper dad has an easier time of it. (Found in Colorado Springs.) Number 3: You shall not pass!
Do you think Jane Austen would have been okay with the author's use of the word "fuck"? (Found in Arvada.) Continue to keep counting down the ten weirdest items found in FOUND Magazine, 2014 edition. Number 2: That's the most distinguished-looking baby we've ever seen
He must be really mature for his age if he'll wear a monocle instead of trying to eat it. (Found in Boulder.) Number 1: If it is broken, don't fix it
If you look closely, you may be able to detect some sarcasm. (Found in Fort Collins.)
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More from our Lists & Weirdness archive circa June 2012: "Ten strange items FOUND Magazine found in Colorado."
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