Photos: Tim Tebow vs. Tom Brady, an intangibles point-counterpoint
Point: Tom Brady is a very attractive man.
Counterpoint: Tim Tebow is a very attractive man -- and he hasn't made the sort of quizzical hairstyle gaffes Brady has.
Oh, we forgot about this one.
Point: Tom Brady can really rock that eye black.
Counterpoint: Tim Tebow reinvented eye black. Before he came along, who knew it could also be a billboard?
Point: Tom Brady's passes usually go where he wants them to go.
Photo by Brandon Marshall
Counterpoint: Tim Tebow wins without having any idea where his passes are going to go most of the time. Which is kind of cool, but still...
Point: Tom Brady sleeps with incredibly hot women.
Counterpoint: Incredibly hot women (like Lindsey Vonn) deny sleeping with Tim Tebow.
Advantage: What do you think? Brady.
Point: Tom Brady hangs out with famous people.
Counterpoint: Tim Tebow hangs out with more famous people.
Advantage: Tebow. Bono decrees it.
Point: Tom Brady uses his celebrity for good causes.
Counterpoint: You're never going to out do-good Tim Tebow, Tommy boy. Give up now.
That leaves the final score three-three. Looks like another Broncos game is going into overtime.
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