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Photos: Top ten Broncos porn picks for after the Super Bowl

According to our friends at Gawker, porn viewership during the Super Bowl went way down in Denver and Seattle -- but after the Broncos' brutal loss, the numbers in the Mile High City shot up by 10.8 percent over average. What were fans' most-viewed flicks? Gawker doesn't have that info, but when we checked the Broncos' roster, we couldn't help noticing how many players' names would work great in porn titles -- and so, we came up with our own Broncos-centric top ten. Count them down below, supplemented by vintage posters that are only mildly NSFW.

Number 10: Montee Ball stars in....

Photos: Top ten Broncos porn picks for after the Super Bowl
Photos: Top ten Broncos porn picks for after the Super Bowl

Montee Baller

It's a real rush!

Number 9: Dan Koppen stars in....

Photos: Top ten Broncos porn picks for after the Super Bowl
Photos: Top ten Broncos porn picks for after the Super Bowl

Koppen a Feel

Where there's no such thing as illegal holding!

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Number 8: Champ Bailey stars in....

Photos: Top ten Broncos porn picks for after the Super Bowl
Photos: Top ten Broncos porn picks for after the Super Bowl

Pimp Bailey

Just try and call interference on him!

Number 7: Derek Wolfe stars in....

Photos: Top ten Broncos porn picks for after the Super Bowl
Photos: Top ten Broncos porn picks for after the Super Bowl

Wolfe in No Clothing

Derek's in uniform when he's out of uniform!

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Number 6: Matt Prater stars in....

Photos: Top ten Broncos porn picks for after the Super Bowl
Photos: Top ten Broncos porn picks for after the Super Bowl

Master Prater

He'll handle this personally!

Number 5: Michael Huff stars in....

Photos: Top ten Broncos porn picks for after the Super Bowl
Photos: Top ten Broncos porn picks for after the Super Bowl

Huff and Puff....

...and blow the whole house!

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Number 4: Steven Johnson stars in....

Photos: Top ten Broncos porn picks for after the Super Bowl
Photos: Top ten Broncos porn picks for after the Super Bowl

That's My Johnson!

...and he'd like to meet you!

Number 3: John Youbouty stars in....

Photos: Top ten Broncos porn picks for after the Super Bowl
Photos: Top ten Broncos porn picks for after the Super Bowl

'Bouty Call

What do you think is in that pirate's treasure chest?

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Number 2: Malik Jackson stars in....

Photos: Top ten Broncos porn picks for after the Super Bowl
Photos: Top ten Broncos porn picks for after the Super Bowl

Taking a Malik

Water sports are just like the other kind...except wetter!

Number 1: Knowshon Moreno stars in....

Photos: Top ten Broncos porn picks for after the Super Bowl
Photos: Top ten Broncos porn picks for after the Super Bowl

More, More, Moreno

You can bet every player will score!

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