Photos: Top ten Colorado School of Mines pickup lines

It's a good news-bad news situation for the Colorado School of Mines. Good news: The college is known around the country for the brilliance of its students. Bad news: This reputation has resulted in a whole series of online Mines jokes, with many of the weirdest ones involving pickup lines for fellow engineers. Below, check out our photo-illustrated top ten. We suspect you Mines enrollees and alums out there will despise them -- but at least you understand why they're stupid. We're only guessing. Number 10:

Photos: Top ten Colorado School of Mines pickup lines

"You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus." Number 9:

Photos: Top ten Colorado School of Mines pickup lines

"You're so much cuter than your avatar." Continue to keep counting down our list of the top ten Colorado School of Mines pickup lines.



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