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Photos: Top ten Colorado School of Mines pickup lines

It's a good news-bad news situation for the Colorado School of Mines. Good news: The college is known around the country for the brilliance of its students. Bad news: This reputation has resulted in a whole series of online Mines jokes, with many of the weirdest ones involving pickup lines for fellow engineers. Below, check out our photo-illustrated top ten. We suspect you Mines enrollees and alums out there will despise them -- but at least you understand why they're stupid. We're only guessing.Number 10:

Photos: Top ten Colorado School of Mines pickup lines

"You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus." Number 9:

Photos: Top ten Colorado School of Mines pickup lines

"You're so much cuter than your avatar." Continue to keep counting down our list of the top ten Colorado School of Mines pickup lines.

 

Number 8:

Photos: Top ten Colorado School of Mines pickup lines

"I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force." Number 7:

Photos: Top ten Colorado School of Mines pickup lines

"It doesn't take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I would be overqualified." Continue to keep counting down our list of the top ten Colorado School of Mines pickup lines.

 

Number 6:

Photos: Top ten Colorado School of Mines pickup lines

"Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy." Number 5:

Photos: Top ten Colorado School of Mines pickup lines

"What's your sine? It must be pi/2 because you're the 1." Continue to keep counting down our list of the top ten Colorado School of Mines pickup lines.

 

Number 4:

Photos: Top ten Colorado School of Mines pickup lines

"How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?" Number 3:

Photos: Top ten Colorado School of Mines pickup lines

"Let's find out what our coefficient of friction is." Continue to keep counting down our list of the top ten Colorado School of Mines pickup lines.

 

Number 2:

Photos: Top ten Colorado School of Mines pickup lines

"I won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page." Number 1:

Photos: Top ten Colorado School of Mines pickup lines

"Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you."

Send your story tips to the author, Michael Roberts.

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