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Photos: Top ten Passive-Aggressive Notes from Colorado, 2013 edition

Last year, we paid tribute to the ultra-funny Passive-Aggressive Notes website with a collection of our ten favorite Passive-Aggressive Notes from Colorado. But a year later, Coloradans have shared plenty more passive aggression, on subjects ranging from extreme Christmas light displays and restaurant service to dog crap and urinal use. We've collected our latest ten faves, including notes and photos. Check them out below, and click on the links to visit the original posts. Enjoy them passively or aggressively -- your choice.

Number 10: You're getting a gift whether you invite me to your bridal shower or not!

Photos: Top ten Passive-Aggressive Notes from Colorado, 2013 edition

Note: The inscription above was on a "trashy romance novel" found in a Colorado Goodwill. What a passive-aggressive reaction!

Number 9: The homeowners association said to paint the fence....

Photos: Top ten Passive-Aggressive Notes from Colorado, 2013 edition

From Colorado Springs -- a smiley face that undoubtedly masks a bunch of other expressions.

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Number 8: I love Jesus, but I'm not so sure about my brother

Photos: Top ten Passive-Aggressive Notes from Colorado, 2013 edition

How come Kaylee never gets to be the oldest?

Number 7: A piss-poor attitude

Photos: Top ten Passive-Aggressive Notes from Colorado, 2013 edition

Helpful tips for dudes who've never urinated before.

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Number 6: Jerk turkeys wanted

Photos: Top ten Passive-Aggressive Notes from Colorado, 2013 edition

Lint: America's silent menace.

Number 5: Happy holiday

Visitors to this Griswold-esque Christmas display in Denver....

Photos: Top ten Passive-Aggressive Notes from Colorado, 2013 edition

...encountered both a blinding salute to Our Lord and Savior and the following note:

Photos: Top ten Passive-Aggressive Notes from Colorado, 2013 edition

And one more thing: Merry Goddamn Christmas!

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Number 4: Read the fine print

Photos: Top ten Passive-Aggressive Notes from Colorado, 2013 edition

Our next bout: The server versus the fry cook in a battle to the death.

Number 3: Surprise in the mail

Photos: Top ten Passive-Aggressive Notes from Colorado, 2013 edition

Don't know what was in the packages being sent by this Denverite -- but we have a feeling that whatever they contained was terrifying.

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Number 2: Killing with kindness

Photos: Top ten Passive-Aggressive Notes from Colorado, 2013 edition

We're taking the shitty, cheap food off the menu right away!

Number 1: Poo on you

Photos: Top ten Passive-Aggressive Notes from Colorado, 2013 edition

Seen in Denver, where bad pet-owner behavior really stinks.

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