We first celebrated Texts From Last Night way back in 2009 -- and the fact that the website's still around is an indication of how funny it still is. Below, we've collected our ten favorite recent texts from the 303 area code, paired with photos intended to help set the (consistently bizarre) scenes.
Count down the weirdness below.
10. Making a deposit.
9. Shaken and stirred.
7. Roll on.
5. Driven to distraction.
3. Shouldn't this be number two?
1. Anybody for dessert?
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