Photos: Top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 303

We first celebrated Texts From Last Night way back in 2009 -- and the fact that the website's still around is an indication of how funny it still is. Below, we've collected our ten favorite recent texts from the 303 area code, paired with photos intended to help set the...

By Michael Roberts

April 11, 2012

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We first celebrated Texts From Last Night way back in 2009 -- and the fact that the website's still around is an indication of how funny it still is. Below, we've collected our ten favorite recent texts from the 303 area code, paired with photos intended to help set the (consistently bizarre) scenes.

Count down the weirdness below.

10. Making a deposit. 9. Shaken and stirred. Page down to continue reading our Texts From Last Night countdown. 8. A glowing recommendation. 7. Roll on. Page down to continue reading our Texts From Last Night countdown. 6. Heaven scent. 5. Driven to distraction. Page down to continue reading our Texts From Last Night countdown. 4. A religious experience. 3. Shouldn't this be number two? Page down to continue reading our Texts From Last Night countdown. 2. A hairy situation. 1. Anybody for dessert?

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Michael Roberts began his career with Westword in 1990 as music editor. In 1999, he took on a new role, full-time media reporter, as author of a column called The Message. In 2008, he became the lead writer for Westword's news blog, The Latest Word, a position he held until January 2023. Michael continues to freelance for Westword, covering everything from business to sports and the media; he also contributes to Jazziz, a national music magazine. He holds a bachelor's degree from what is now Colorado Mesa University and master's degrees from the University of California, Los Angeles, and Northwestern University.

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