Texts From Last Night is a replenishing resource: Every day, something else weird or funny pops up there, from all over the country -- including here, as we proved in last year's post focusing on the 303 area code.
For proof, check out our 2013 top ten of hilarious messages from the 303, photo-illustrated for your pleasure.
Number 10: Slippery when wet
Number 9: How to last four hours
Number 7: Wake me when it's over
Number 5: All you can eat
Number 3: Caught in the act
Number 1: Dreams can come true
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More from our Lists & Weirdness archive circa 2012: "Photos: Top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 303."