Photos: Top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 303 area code, 2014 edition
But that just meant there were that many more weird, hilarious, embarrassing, astonishing texts from which to choose.
Look below to count down our ten favorites, photo-illustrated for your pleasure.
Number 10: Going out with a bang
Number 9: If only they served them at the concession stand
Number 7: Exit ramp
Number 5: The great ones play hurt
Number 3: Golf bag or douchebag?
Number 1: A hairy situation
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