But don't think we forgot you, 719. With the year winding to a close, it's finally your turn -- and lucky thing, because your latest batch of texts, which we've photo-illustrated, may be the most consistently bizarre and twisted batch yet.
Count down our ten favorites below and see what we mean.
Number 10: This is only a test
Number 9: Animal attraction
Number 7: Cry "uncle."
Number 5: While you were sleeping
Number 3: There's Waldo!
Number 1: Eat your vegetables or you'll be punished
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