Photos: Top ten "You know you're from Colorado when..." punchlines
It's the time of year when people from all over the country begin flooding into our fair state -- because if you lived somewhere else, you'd want to come here, too.
But how to tell the locals from the pretenders? We stumbled on a vintage list of "You know you're from Colorado when..." punchlines, and we've photo-illustrated our ten favorites. Stoke your state pride (and tickle your funny bone) below.
You take your out of town guests to Casa Bonita even though you would never go there otherwise. Number 9:
You think that sexy lingerie is tube sox and flannel PJs. Number 7:
You are 82 years old and take up snowboarding. Number 5:
When people out East tell you they have mountains in their state too, you just laugh. Number 3:
You think that May is a totally normal month for a blizzard. Number 1:
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You've urinated on the Continental Divide just so it could run into both oceans.
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