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Photos: Top ten "You know you're from Colorado when..." punchlines

Photos: Top ten "You know you're from Colorado when..." punchlines

It's the time of year when people from all over the country begin flooding into our fair state -- because if you lived somewhere else, you'd want to come here, too.

But how to tell the locals from the pretenders? We stumbled on a vintage list of "You know you're from Colorado when..." punchlines, and we've photo-illustrated our ten favorites. Stoke your state pride (and tickle your funny bone) below.

Number 10:

Photos: Top ten "You know you're from Colorado when..." punchlines

You take your out of town guests to Casa Bonita even though you would never go there otherwise. Number 9:

Photos: Top ten "You know you're from Colorado when..." punchlines

When you visit friends at sea level, you can drink a case of beer and not get a buzz. Flip the page to continue our "You know you're from Colorado when..." punchline countdown.

 

Number 8:

Photos: Top ten "You know you're from Colorado when..." punchlines

You think that sexy lingerie is tube sox and flannel PJs. Number 7:

Photos: Top ten "You know you're from Colorado when..." punchlines

The bike on your car is worth more than your car. Flip the page to continue our "You know you're from Colorado when..." punchline countdown.

 

Number 6:

Photos: Top ten "You know you're from Colorado when..." punchlines

You are 82 years old and take up snowboarding. Number 5:

Photos: Top ten "You know you're from Colorado when..." punchlines

You'll wear flip flops every day of the year, regardless of temperature. Flip the page to continue our "You know you're from Colorado when..." punchline countdown.

 

Number 4:

Photos: Top ten "You know you're from Colorado when..." punchlines

When people out East tell you they have mountains in their state too, you just laugh. Number 3:

Photos: Top ten "You know you're from Colorado when..." punchlines

You've used "checking for ticks" as an excuse to get someone naked. Flip the page to complete our "You know you're from Colorado when..." punchline countdown.

 

Number 2:

Photos: Top ten "You know you're from Colorado when..." punchlines

You think that May is a totally normal month for a blizzard. Number 1:

Photos: Top ten "You know you're from Colorado when..." punchlines

You've urinated on the Continental Divide just so it could run into both oceans.

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