Photos: Top ten "You know you're from Denver when...." punchlines

When we put together our list of the top ten "You know you're from Colorado when...." punchlines, we had no idea that there was a Facebook page devoted to a much more specific theme: You know you're from Denver when.... And its visitors have come up with plenty of great suggestions for completing that sentence.

Check out our ten favorites below.

Number 10: You know you're from Denver when....

Photos: Top ten "You know you're from Denver when...." punchlines

...you can drink a case of beer in Cancun and still function. Number 9: You know you're from Denver when....

Photos: Top ten "You know you're from Denver when...." punchlines

...you grew up planning your Halloween costumes around your coat. Page down to continue reading our top ten "You know you're from Denver when...." punchlines. Number 8: You know you're from Denver when....

Photos: Top ten "You know you're from Denver when...." punchlines

...you know not to go to the Taste of Colorado unless you plan on buying AT LEAST thirty tickets. FOR YOURSELF! Number 7: You know you're from Denver when....

The late, lamented Cinderella Twin.
The late, lamented Cinderella Twin.

...you would put two cousins in the trunk and hide one under the seat, and only pay for one car to get seven people in to the drive-in. Page down to continue reading our top ten "You know you're from Denver when...." punchlines. Number 6: You know you're from Denver when....

Photos: Top ten "You know you're from Denver when...." punchlines

...you can go buy weed from a dispensary and walk across the street to buy munchies from 7-Eleven. Number 5: You know you're from Denver when....

Photos: Top ten "You know you're from Denver when...." punchlines

Your sense of direction is: Toward the mountains and Away from the mountains. Page down to continue reading our top ten "You know you're from Denver when...." punchlines. Number 4: You know you're from Denver when....

Photos: Top ten "You know you're from Denver when...." punchlines

...you consider snowboards upscale decorations for your home and/or business. Number 3: You know you're from Denver when....

Photos: Top ten "You know you're from Denver when...." punchlines

...you have no accent at all, but can hear other people's. And then you make fun of them. Page down to continue reading our top ten "You know you're from Denver when...." punchlines. Number 2: You know you're from Denver when....

Photos: Top ten "You know you're from Denver when...." punchlines

... "public art" is interchangeable with "freakishly oversized blue animals." Number 1: You know you're from Denver when....

Photos: Top ten "You know you're from Denver when...." punchlines

...it's thirty degrees out and you have no jacket on.

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