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Photos: Top ten "You know you're NOT from Boulder when" punchlines

First came our top ten "You know you're NOT from Colorado" when punchlines post. That was followed by a sequel: the top ten "You know you're NOT from Denver when" punchlines.

Now, with the new year upon us, we sought out fresh territory -- and there's no Colorado city fresher than Boulder.

We've collected and photo-illustrated our ten favorite punchlines for the phrase "You know you're NOT from Boulder when." Count them down below.

Number 10: You know you're NOT from Boulder when....

Photos: Top ten "You know you're NOT from Boulder when" punchlines

...you're surprised that about half the people in town are dressed like this.

Number 9: You know you're NOT from Boulder when....

Photos: Top ten "You know you're NOT from Boulder when" punchlines

...you get out of breath walking up the path at Chautauqua.

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Number 8: You know you're NOT from Boulder when....

Photos: Top ten "You know you're NOT from Boulder when" punchlines

...you can't think of at least thirty great places to eat.

Number 7: You know you're NOT from Boulder when....

Photos: Top ten "You know you're NOT from Boulder when" punchlines

...you believe only hippies smoke pot.

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Number 6: You know you're NOT from Boulder when....

...you've outgrown balloon animals.

Number 5: You know you're NOT from Boulder when....

Photos: Top ten "You know you're NOT from Boulder when" punchlines

...you expect Boulder Republicans to look like this, instead of....

Photos: Top ten "You know you're NOT from Boulder when" punchlines

...like this.

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Number 4: You know you're NOT from Boulder when....

Photos: Top ten "You know you're NOT from Boulder when" punchlines

...you get fooled by fake IDs.

Number 3 You know you're NOT from Boulder when....

Photos: Top ten "You know you're NOT from Boulder when" punchlines

...someone invites you to The Hill and you bring climbing equipment.

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Number 2: You know you're NOT from Boulder when....

Photos: Top ten "You know you're NOT from Boulder when" punchlines

...you think a thirty miles-per-hour wind is a tornado instead of a typical breeze.

Number 1: You know you're NOT from Boulder when....

Photos: Top ten "You know you're NOT from Boulder when" punchlines

...you're sure Ralphie is a slang term for vomiting.

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