First off, don't worry. No animals were harmed in the creation of this video. This is just some good, clean, all-American fun in the form of a bowling-ball shaped dog used as a bowling ball. It actually looks like the dog is sort of enjying itself.
If there's any better use for the Internet than enabling people to immortalize their stupid pet tricks in an egalitarian, populist fashion, without having to filter themselves through Letterman, I don't know what it is. Enjoy this five-minue distraction, then get back to work. Or just spend the rest of the day watching related videos. Your call. -- Cory Casciato
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