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Reader: Does anyone actually read all caps, no breaks, multiple exclamation mark nutter rants?

Do you like to use the cap-lock key when posting comments? Well, a reader responding to a January Comment of the Day asserting that pit-bull haters deserve to be shouted down in capital letters thinks your screeds are being ignored...
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Do you like to use the cap-lock key when posting comments?

Well, a reader responding to a January Comment of the Day asserting that pit-bull haters deserve to be shouted down in capital letters thinks your screeds are being ignored.

Dawn James writes:

does anyone actually read these all cap, no paragraph breaks, multiple exclamation mark nutter rants?

this is what i see:

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