Ever since we published our collection of favorite "You know you're from Colorado when...." punchlines, we've had readers posting their suggested variations on the theme.
Here's one we absolutely loved.
A Tribe Called Guest writes:
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You know you're from Colorado when you spend more time on I-70 bitching about the douchebag in the leviathan SUV that has California plates, a giant Raiders sticker in the window and a Colorado 'NATIVE' bumper magnet fucking up the mountain traffic than you spend skiing all season.