The frustration with your Colorado Rockies that was captured in our recent collection of the twenty most memorable Colorado Rockies suck memes flowed into a Comment of the Day in which a reader argued that hot women on the party deck were the best reasons to go to games. Here's a comment from someone on the same wavelength.
Ed Haas writes:
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The Rockies suck donkey dick because they have shitty ownership, front office and scouting departments. Until that changes? May as well use the games and the surrounding bar scene for hooking up. It'll definitely bring better feelings than watching losing baseball for 2 plus hours.
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