Reader: Small shlong measure on World Penis-Size Map not that big a deal -- or is it?
Our post about the World Penis-Size Map, which we connected to a previous survey showing that Colorado placed fortieth among fifty states in a shlong-length survey, drew a philosophical comment from one reader. Check out this good news-bad news scenario.
D.T. Pennington writes:
It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean.
Which still sucks. You know, being in a landlocked state.
For more memorable takes, visit our Comment of the Day archive.
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