Yesterday, Jonathan Shikes wrote about the diminishing returns of Taco Bell's Colorado Rockies deal, which would be less impressive even if the Rocks weren't mired in an offensive slump.
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Not that one reader is actually salivating at the thought of a bargain bite.
I've noticed their shady taco deals, as well. It seems like the lower the meat content of their food, the more you have to pay to "enjoy" it.
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