Openchest writes:
Besides, who else is gonna by it for them?This way they aren't out there asking dirty old homeless men to take their money, they can get comfortable in the comfort of own home and wait for their caring guardian to bring the booze right to the aforementioned safety zone.
Unless you are pro-dirty old homeless man buying young girls alcohol, which it kind of sounds like you are.
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