Skatepark violence spreads to other Denver parks: Kenny Be's Worst-Case Scenario

Teens using their skateboards to savagely beat an Arvada Dad at the Denver Skatepark may signal the start of a long, hot summer of violence...

There is great concern that the tensions already simmering between recreational groups could escalate into a melee of the Wash Park M.O.M.S. using strollers -- with their kids strapped in -- to assault cyclists.

Skatepark violence spreads to other Denver parks: Kenny Be's Worst-Case Scenario

Dog walker stalkers at Cheesman and more below:

Summer construction in Cheesman Park may force a commingling of park users that results in dog-shit-angry sunbathers and volleyballers whipping dog walkers with their own leashes -- while their pets watch.

Skatepark violence spreads to other Denver parks: Kenny Be's Worst-Case Scenario

 

Sonny Jackson, spokesman for the Denver Police Dept., will only begin to admit that park violence is a problem after it has been reported that baptismal groups are using their Bibles to beat the bejeezus out of kayakers in Confluence Park.

Skatepark violence spreads to other Denver parks: Kenny Be's Worst-Case Scenario

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