Teens using their skateboards to savagely beat an Arvada Dad at the Denver Skatepark may signal the start of a long, hot summer of violence...
There is great concern that the tensions already simmering between recreational groups could escalate into a melee of the Wash Park M.O.M.S. using strollers -- with their kids strapped in -- to assault cyclists.
Dog walker stalkers at Cheesman and more below:
Summer construction in Cheesman Park may force a commingling of park users that results in dog-shit-angry sunbathers and volleyballers whipping dog walkers with their own leashes -- while their pets watch.
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Sonny Jackson, spokesman for the Denver Police Dept., will only begin to admit that park violence is a problem after it has been reported that baptismal groups are using their Bibles to beat the bejeezus out of kayakers in Confluence Park.