In today's high-tech world, the idea of a police blotter — a roundup of law enforcement actions that includes calls both minor and major — seems positively quaint.
But these chronicles frequently contain tales that underscore humanity's essential weirdness.
Take an item from the Colorado Springs Police Blotter in which a man was allegedly attacked by a woman for not engaging in the physical act of love.
According to the Colorado Springs Police Department, the incident took place at approximately 1:37 a.m. on May 11 on the 100 block of East Platte Avenue — an area seen in the screen capture above.
Officers responding to the location found a man who said, to quote the report, "that he was stabbed by a white female after he refused to have sex with her."
The man was subsequently transported to a local hospital with what's described as "a non-life-threatening stab wound to his shoulder."
Will this crime be solved? Unlikely. KRDO-TV in the Springs reveals that the man stopped cooperating with police after he began receiving medical treatment, refusing to provide any additional details about the woman or the situation.
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As such, the stabber remains at large, potentially endangering anyone who isn't interested in joining her for some nasty-doing.
Turn her down at your own risk.