Which is weird, because if you're going to go to the trouble to ask God to take time off from his weekly Pai Gow game to ensure that a torrential downpour dampers the mood during Barack Obama's acceptance speech, why wouldn't you just ask God to rig the vote? It'd be a lot easier, and it wouldn't mess up anyone's hair.
See the really weird video after the jump. -- Joe Tone
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